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Paul

So far today I have forgotten my glasses, I have been attacked by a door and I have spilt my coffee over myself.

Can we just cancel Tuesday and come back tomorrow?

Kevie 🇬🇧🇨🇾

@Paul Good morning mate, sounds like you need to hit F5 to refresh the day. Look on the bright sire: things can only get better after that start 👍🏻

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Paul

@kevie I certainly hope so, but I'm starting to worry that l might end up wearing my lunch 😳

Kevie 🇬🇧🇨🇾

@Paul all I could think of when you said that was this 😂

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