James Smith 💾 @Floppy@mastodon.me.uk

WHY, NPM, WHY DO YOU DO THIS

if you pin the dependencies on your npm package to "^x.x.x", so you never allow updates to minor versions, only patch versions, I hate you.

We have a new fern, so we called it ”Fernadette”.

I’m going to start calling everything “pre apocalyptic”

OH: "My CSS has gimbal lock"

Fizzbot getting a lift on Unicornbot. Great work @rossatkin@twitter.com! #smartibot

Late

GSV Nomenclature Of Horse Derivatives

Are there any CLI tools out there for automating setup of dev ecosystem tools like codecov, dependabot/dependencies.io, codacy across multiple repositories? Github marketplace did a good job, but Gitlab is less easy.

BRB redirecting the Wikipedia page for "scope creep" to keybase.io

If I had all the money in the world I'd pay someone else to break in my new DMs.

Evening choices:

* [ ] Play Sunless Skies (released yesterday)
* [ ] Play Spinnortality (released today)
* [ ] Fix my E:D HOTAS configuration now I've realised that most of the bindings are terrible
* [x] Turn off computer and go do something else instead

Where do all the lost keystrokes go, that didn't go into the right window? Do they go somewhere with the biros and unpaired socks?

Makefiles are cool again

OH: "do you think we can extract energy from the pun field?"

(From a reddit comment)

"Shall we have a second referendum"

"No!"

"What about Theresa May's deal?"

"Also no!"

"So no-deal it is?"

"No again!"

#thisisfine

There are a disturbing lack of GIFs from “The Death of Stalin” online. Bloody millennials.