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The never-ending saga of our not-working smart meter continues. It’s not been working since August last year.
Got this email from the guy charged with trying to sort it out for us.
Text is in the Alt. Not asking for much, are they. 
@snaptophobic
1. About my arm span and an umbrella.
2. Next to the grey box thing.
3. There's my car, I think that is metal, and the garden gate. They are in the front.
4. I'm not sure, but the 37 bus is very loud as it arrives at the bus stop.
5. I think the light is just stitting there in a little hole, it doesn't smell off. You know, I haven't used a video camera since they stopped selling VHS cassettes.
@snaptophobic
I think it's a tech support ruse. Ask tricky questions and the average punter will give up and go away. But you won't will you?