The Vagina Museum is UK-based, so "twat" rhymes with "hat". Speaking of which, how would you like a Twat Hat? https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/apparel/products/vulva-beanie-hat
"Twat" also happens to rhyme with the first syllable of "tattoo". Speaking of which, you might love these tattoo-inspired designs by artist Adonis Sancho... https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/the-twat-tatt-collection
You know what else twat rhymes with? Chat. And on that subject, why not join us at our Menopause Cafe on 27th October for some friendly social chat? https://www.outsavvy.com/event/23031/menopause-cafe-vagina-museum
Twat, the way it's pronounced in the UK, rhymes with flat. And on that note, here's some stickers for decorating any surface that's flat. https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/stickers
we've got loads of these. if you want us to stop buy something from our shop
"Twat" rhymes with "habitat". Create that perfect clean habi-twat with a Vagina Museum tea towel https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/tea-towels
"Twat" happens to rhyme with "begat". And you'll never guess what, you can buy a cuddly version of the organ from which you were begat! https://vaginamuseumshop.co.uk/collections/cushions-and-plushies
Um, are you sure? I wasn't aware that the Vagina Museum sold cuddly penises.
"Begat" absolutely refers to the male role in reproduction.