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Please suggest things to say to the #Scientology cultists handing out their "free personality test" flyers near my bus stop. #Edinburgh
@krans ‘Have you heard of scientology’. ‘Yes, its a religion invented by a third rate science fiction writer as a tax dodge’…watching the smile ratchet down at each syllable.
"Did you know that it's actually 'Xemu', not 'Xenu'?"
If they say "I don't know what you're talking about", just smile, nod your head, and reply "That's right, brother. K.S.W." along with a thumbs up.
you join #scientology and slave for decades and $100,000s... to be revealed the highest truth:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OT_VIII
of course, it's batsh** insane
the church is *highly* allergic to public release of this "highest truth," suing anyone who shares it
so ask them "if i join, will i find out in OT8 that Hubbard will rise from the dead to stop alien invasion?" or some other variation of the nutbaggery in the link
they will avoid you, and, hopefully, you plant seeds of doubt in them
@krans wish I could, but even after visiting the local org opening and giving them contact details I didn't hear a thing. Don't know what made me immune!
@krans
"Bugger off nutter" worked back in the 70s 