Later today, I’ve promised to help someone with an unspecified problem with their laptop running Windows.
I know sod all about Windows these days, which is still a bit more than they do, but please send me your thoughts and prayers.
(Probably not “just install Linux/BSD”, no ;))
Problem: laptop does not recognise certain keypresses.
Diagnosis: there's rice - yes, rice - under the pertinent keycaps.
Solution: remove rice.
Outcome: laptop recognises all keypresses, and bonus free rice.
No Windows knowledge needed :)
@neil raw or cooked rice?
@brunogirin It was hard, but quite white, so... cooked but old?
@neil Ah, petrified rice then!