Fucking David Cameron? What the fucking fuck? I mean, I know Rishi is all out of ideas, but David Fucking Cameron. Fuuuuuck. Might as well put May, Boris and... that other one, you know, the lettuce.... back in the cabinet. The front bench will be like the storage basement at Madam Tussauds. Fuck me.
@bazpoint - They should put in Churchill’s hat.
@bazpoint Urgent request for information: was Margaret Thatcher buried or cremated?
@thomasbeagle @bazpoint Not sure it matters, she's definitely floating around parliament as a wraith