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Me: Would you like a sandwich for tea ?
M-I-L: Oh not really. I don't really feel hungry yet.
Me: OK.
M-I-L: What time is it ?
Me: Ten to 6.
M-I-L: Is that the real time ?
Me: Yes.

Exasperated, I decided to spice things up a little...

Me: Well, of course, your body thinks it is ten to 5 which is probably why you're not hungry yet.
M-I-L: But what time is it really ?
Me: Time to pack up and for me to run you back home.