Jon Roach<p>When 5/8ths of your friends come to the misty, damp, boxing day ride without mudguards.</p><p>The road's called COWgrove for a reason.</p><p>🐄💩🌧️🚴♂️🚴🚴♀️</p><p>Anyway if I toot during the next week of illnesses that might be due to ingesting a lot of cowflops, this is why.<br>😀<br><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Velophant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/StolenGoat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StolenGoat</span></a></p>