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Russell Garner

@pikesley can you post a picture of him next to Gary Barlow for scale

James Smith 💾

@pikesley @rgarner surely the standard comparison would be next to Han Solo

Russell Garner

@floppy @pikesley how do you know how tall Han Solo is? Gary Barlow is 1.75 of your SI units.

Han Solo's height, where available, is ironically in Imperial

Russell Garner

@pikesley @floppy discovery of the day: in height terms, 1 Skywalker = 1 Barlow

Giles

@rgarner @pikesley @Floppy does this imply a bigger Gary though?

Giles

@rgarner @pikesley @Floppy I see you’re a student of improv.

Giles

@rgarner @pikesley @Floppy That’s clearly photoshopped.

Russell Garner

@gilesdring @pikesley @floppy No. But I don't even know why Erling Haaland agreed to do it

Giles

@rgarner @pikesley @Floppy It’s cause he’s a big fan.

Giles

@rgarner @pikesley @Floppy I now officially hate that I’ve spent time looking through lists of Take That songs for punning, and all I came up with was “Never Forget (the PIN for that account in the Cayman Islands)”. This is a new low, even for me.

Chloe Kelly fan account

@gilesdring @rgarner @Floppy I did this too, it only takes a minute

Giles

@rgarner @pikesley @Floppy I can only pray that I can relight my fire and then I’ll be back for good. I just need some patience.

James Smith 💾

@gilesdring @pikesley @rgarner well, I’ll never forget this thread.

James Smith 💾

@rgarner @gilesdring @pikesley I don’t understand, this is an NHP therefore inadmissable

Russell Garner

@floppy @gilesdring @pikesley National Health Product? New Hospital Programme? North Halifax Partnership?

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