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Chloe Kelly fan account

A bot that creates poetry from the truncated subject lines of my Nextdoor emails (which I never read but can't bring myself to unsubscribe from, because of unhinged shit like this)

Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Wft .. Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Recently stabbed by a man called Lee... Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Does anyone recognise this scumbag? Your Maryland neigh. Inbox WTF HAS JUST HAPPENED...HACKNEY IN DARKNESS SCAREY TIMES!!! Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Hello, Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Loads of police and ambulance. Road is locked off. Your Maryland neigh. Inbox A total of 13 candidates have thrown their hat... Your Maryland neigh. Inbox 1. Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Hello all, Your Maryland neigh. Inbox BE AWARE MUSLIM'S. Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Parcel stollen by this woman Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Newham and residents permits fraud: Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Hi everyone, Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Did anyone get their scooter stolen? It was parked here... Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Just got robed in Leytonstone high road McDonald's... Your Maryland neigh. Inbox This morning | was called from Your Maryland neigh. Inbox East Ham High Street Pickpocketer caught in the act, pinned... Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Just came back from queens hospital Romford, my friend has... Your Maryland neigh. Inbox Hi neighbours.
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Jez Higgins

@pikesley "Just got robed"

I, too, have just got dressrd

Jon Wood

@pikesley oh come on. Get that hooked up to a Markov chain immediately please.

Adrian McEwen

@kestral @pikesley yeah, I'm only going to beware if there are the requisite number of emoji in the subject.

Anyway, I thought we were meant to be othering the /out/ group and surely /this/ man is one in the /in/ group? @pikesley, you should reply to point out it should be "BEWARE OF THAT MAN"

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