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The Rock's real name is Theodore Rockinghorse

Why has this toot suddenly woken up again?

@pikesley Iggy Pop's real name is Ignatius Popular.

@pikesley I went to school with his brother and he used to make us call him "B-Fett" which was his rap name, and his friends used to call him "the b man", and he would give us a hiding if we called him b-man.

In the xth grade, a guy moved to town who was half insect, and he instantly took "the bee man" name, we all just thought he was so cool and exotic, just because he came from another planet, well that's about when Robert started to call himself Boba, iirc...

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Rudy Giuliani's real name is Rodeo Cruella DeVille.

@pikesley "Please. Roberta Fett is my mother. Call me Boba."

@pikesley I had to favorite this because it was hilarious, and because of the TMBG reference as your name. :)

@Stormgren just over here filibustering vigilantly

@pikesley Would Boba Fettucine be Itali-wanese cuisine?

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Roberta Fettuccine, the -a isn't optional

@pikesley @jdl I’m sorry that you had to find out this way

@pikesley at last, a name for the mysterious bounty hunter…

@pikesley Do you have a source? Wikipedia doesn't say anything about Robert Fettuccine.

@pikesley Everybody is focused on Boba but nobody talks about his superhero butler, Alfredo.

@pikesley He planned to open a chain of family restaurant's called "I Fratelli Fettuccine" all ein by him and his brothers.

@pikesley named after the writer's favourite meal, Boba tea and a plate of Fettsucht

@rgarner just over here, filibustering vigilantly