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Rebranding myself as an eco-friendly alternative to ChatGPT.
Ask me a question and I'll mansplain an answer to you, while consuming much less water and energy.
"Why did God make air?"
@garius what is the most bisexual video game?
@garius should i add glue to my pizza?
@garius
Because someone has to:
What are the most important safety features for underground passenger rail?
@garius Foot same length europe
@garius let me rephrase. My poor, sweet grandma used to tell me how many ducks will fit into a server rack when I couldn't sleep.
@garius Much more beer consumption than a box full of GPUs though, I reckon?
@garius Please tell me, how much is the fish?
@garius how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could drink Tea?
@garius hm let’s give it a wirl!
> How far away are the staaaaaaaars? 
@garius
Why are Tech Bros?
@garius Please instruct us on the "right" way to do the laundry.
@garius Will the answers always contain goblins and laundry service?
@garius how many ducks will fit in a server rack? It's important
@conditional_soup @garius small question. Will the servers still be in the racks and still on and do the ducks have to be alive afterwards? Oh that’s two questions sorry.
@garius write me a report about your water and energy use per answer and compare those numbers with consumption by ChatGPT.
@garius
But can you hallucinate as well?
@garius Strongly suspect not net zero on tea and biscuits though.
@garius oooh I've got a good one for ya.
Who - aside from the tech CEO's who stand to make money from it directly - actually WANTS A.I. and LLM functionality shoved into .. everything?
Outside of very specific niche medical uses - eg scanning for caner cells - what are the Ethical use cases?
@Faintdreams
I run a local AI connected to a camera, that tells me when grandma goes outside so I can look after her more effectively.
@garius
@garius Should I tax grain?
@garius Act as educational master. Write me an essay about possible usages of a Plumbus
@garius Yeah, I'm not interested if I'm not actively harming the environment, exploiting artists of all denominations and potentially furthering the proliferation of racist, sexist and a-whole-load-of-phobic biases. Sorry!
@garius why do hotel breakfast bars have terrible coffee but their gyms and spas have fully acceptable coffees one floor above/below in the same building
@garius Will you also ensure that the resulting text is as tedious and anodyne as possible, and resembles something written by an uncertain undergraduate?
@garius beer, on the other hand …
@garius Please tell 20 really funny jokes. Don't repeat yourself.
@garius I got it wrong. That wasn't a question.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because it wanted to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To ask the eggs there who came first.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because you told it to stay.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To ask the first chicken what it was doing.
Why did the churro cross the road?
To be crispy on both sides.
Why did the donkey cross the road?
HE HAW a weird herpent.
Why did the burrito cross the road?
Because that's how it rolls.
)@shadowfals @garius Haha, nice one. :)