Recent searches
Search options
Administered by:
"someone ate your yoghurt while you were answering the door. They ran away before I could catch them." #cats
@garius A likely story. Benefit of the doubt because... Well... They're a lovely cat.
@garius very rude of them to throw yoghurt at her.
@garius later: “nobody knows why I’m having extra horrific cat farts today, but it’s definitely your fault.”
@garius Damn wolves, always invading! 
@garius yoghurt attacked me, I defended myself the best I could!