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ME: Fuuuuuuck this hangover
THE CAT <bonk>: Oh no. How sad. Anyway. You should feed me.
ME: I feel like death
THE CAT <bonk>: Feeding me would help.
ME: How would that help?!
THE CAT <bonk>: I meant it would help me.
ME: Can you PLEASE stop doing that.
THE CAT <bonk>: Doing what?
ME: Headbutting my head
THE CAT <bonk>: oh THAT
ME: I literally just told you I have a hangover.
THE CAT <bonk>: And I told you feeding me would help
ME: How?!
THE CAT <bonk>: The headbutting would stop. That's one way.
@garius Catting as intended, WONTFIX 
@garius man sometimes i wish the headbutting ever stopped just for maybe like 5-6 seconds.
@garius Every morning at approximately 6 am
@garius that's a good cat :)
Fun fact: "having a tomcat" ("einen Kater haben") is colloquial German for having a hangover.
@garius@mastodon.me.uk To be fair the cat didn't tell you to go out and drink. On the other hand maybe the cat drove you to drink . . .
@ZillaMon@mastodon.social @garius@mastodon.me.uk Get the cat drunk too next time so they'll understand better.
I love this, except that it may give ideas to people who are not cats.
Swerve towards seriousness, men being assholes, borderline SA
re: Swerve towards seriousness, men being assholes, borderline SA
@garius if only a cat's headbutt wasn't quite so delightfully soft and gentle.
ME: You know what, i think this is actually helping. Do that again. Did I ever tell you you smell nice?
THE CAT: Stops, gives you a Hard Stare.