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James Smith 💾

Blue bin fell over

Empty cans roll up the street

Tidy up time for me

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James Smith 💾

Why this had to be a haiku I don’t know. 5am is not a normal time. Fortunately, although I had to chase down the noisy cans, it wasn’t my bin.

James Smith 💾

OK brain, now I’ve done the stupid haiku, can I go back to sleep?

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