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A friend of mine lives in NZ and saw this poster, I mean teens can be picky but this is probably going a bit far
@CatherineFlick @aleen Seems like quite a modest proposal to me.
@CatherineFlick Have you seen the current NZ government? It wouldn't surprise me to hear this was a Winston Peters initiative.
@CatherineFlick most of the teens I know are vegetarians. They will never eat the newborns.
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Grammar can be deadly.
This can not be rectified by an Oxford comma.
@GlennMG @CatherineFlick
Defect of the modern English language, overloading the preposition "to". For example "feeding newborns til teens" and "feeding newborns tae teens" makes a clear distinction.
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It took me way too long...
@CatherineFlick A modest idea.
@CatherineFlick Think of all those starving atheist teens, not knowing how to eat babies.
@CatherineFlick This poster reminds me of an example of ambiguous language that was used in an AI course I did (20 years ago) - as an example of how you could say the wrong thing to a computer with unintended consequences.
"If the baby doesn't like the banana, mash it up."
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Our new government is redesigning our school lunch program. It was far too *woke*
The new way will save the country millions, it won't be *woke food* and it will encourage more nutritious eating of our children.
Ministry of Health, Children and Anti Wokeness.
@CatherineFlick aah the Jonathan Swift diet.
@CatherineFlick seems like a modest enough proposal to me
They'd all be happier on a vegetarian diet.
@skua @CatherineFlick newborns are generally vegetarians but for the odd sip of dairy, so teens should dig in
@CatherineFlick Will there be a wine pairing?
@CatherineFlick Does this mean that the orcs we saw in LOTR were real?
@CatherineFlick They're just so tender! Tube feeding - is that like a sausage?
Wait, didn't I just rewatch that episiode of Doctor Who?
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Like this gem I found at the local hospital: "Do not eat or drink patients, only after consulting with hospital staff".
@cvwillegen I love it!!
@CatherineFlick an excellent entry in the “yes, you do need an editor” pantheon.
@CatherineFlick After last tries to find something that 6-yo will eat, tube feeding is a litlle tempting.
@CatherineFlick it took me waaay to long to figure out what they actually meant by this
Breast may be best but 144 months+ is probably going too far.
@CatherineFlick Well.. that's one way to control overpopulation
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No wonder they're outnumbered by sheep
@CatherineFlick great now I’m hungry
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But 9 months to prepare 1 maybe 2 meals? Is it really worth the effort?
@SNerd yeah I mean it’s not exactly the most energy efficient food
@CatherineFlick not gonna lie, I'm curious what the advice would be. Cooking instructions, perhaps, or getting the teens more involved in prep somehow.
@CatherineFlick Wow, times really are tough.