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The pointless article award goes to this beautiful thing.
If only the pieces had fallen differently I could also have been Liverpool Manager, or star striker, or unbeatable defender etc.
But they fucking well didn't did they.
The Telegraph · Eddie Howe could have been in Liverpool dugout if the pieces had fallen differently
@30yrdscreamer That reminds me, I’m 55 this year so I’d better tell the FA that I no longer wish to be considered for the England team. Not that I’ve ever played football at any level, ever. But I’m sure it’ll help someone at the Telegraph.
If Eddie Howe's grannie had wheels, Eddie would have been a wheelie bin.