Jamie Whyte<p>Black Friday purchases so far:</p><p>* 6 pints milk<br />* 1 roll of ready-rolled puff pastry<br />* 2 chip barms</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/youcanshoveyourblackfridayupyourarse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>youcanshoveyourblackfridayupyourarse</span></a></p>