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Stanley Nerdlinger II<p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> passed his physical and cognitive test with flying colors. He even answered <a href="https://beige.party/tags/ElonMusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElonMusk</span></a> when asked who the President of the United States is.</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>jokes</span></a></p>
Lawprofblawg<p>Picked up on police scanner: Victim claims someone stole his retirement funds via insider trading scam. Suspect is white male, 6'3, 210 lbs. Last seen on golf course.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a></p>
Adrian Segar<p>For heaven's sake! Fake women conference speakers? Meeting professionals, we can do so much better! What we need is fake events!</p><p><a href="https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/satire/2023/12/fake-events" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">conferencesthatwork.com/index.</span><span class="invisible">php/satire/2023/12/fake-events</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fake" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fake</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/speakers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>speakers</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/events" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>events</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eventprofs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>eventprofs</span></a></p>
The Wild Hunt News<p>[Editorial] It's about time someone stood up for the US's persecuted Christian minority ~ Until now the Christians have had to suffer in silence. Now, thanks to the Trump administration, they can complain in anonymity.</p><p><a href="https://wildhunt.org/2025/04/editorial-its-about-time-someone-stood-up-for-the-u-s-s-persecuted-christian-minority.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">wildhunt.org/2025/04/editorial</span><span class="invisible">-its-about-time-someone-stood-up-for-the-u-s-s-persecuted-christian-minority.html</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/religion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>religion</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/antichristianbias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>antichristianbias</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/religiousminorities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>religiousminorities</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lgbtqrights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lgbtqrights</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/witchcraft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>witchcraft</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/pagan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pagan</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Donnie Deathcount </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Eye For Film<p>A prodigal son returns to his home village with plans to gentrify it in Polish classic Progress <a href="https://www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/review/progress-1974-film-review-by-antoni-konieczny" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">eyeforfilm.co.uk/review/progre</span><span class="invisible">ss-1974-film-review-by-antoni-konieczny</span></a> <a href="https://bbq.snoot.com/tags/film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>film</span></a> <a href="https://bbq.snoot.com/tags/movies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>movies</span></a> <a href="https://bbq.snoot.com/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://bbq.snoot.com/tags/cinema" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cinema</span></a></p>
Staatsmedium.deStudie enthüllt: 98% der Deutschen erhöhen versehentlich ihre Steuern<br> <br> Berlin (stm) – In einer Studie der Gesellschaft für Steuerforschung (GfStF) wurde festgestellt, dass unglaubliche 98% der Deutschen schon einmal aus Versehen ihre eigenen Steuern erhöht haben. Diese alarmierende Erkenntnis wirft ein neues Licht auf die steuerliche Bildung und das Verständnis der Bürger für ihre finanziellen Verpflichtungen.<br> <br> 🔗 Die ganze Meldung auf: <a href="https://www.staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/studie-enthuellt-98-der-deutschen-erhoehen-versehentlich-ihre-steuern/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/studie-enthuellt-98-der-deutschen-erhoehen-versehentlich-ihre-steuern/</a><br> <br> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/staatsmedium?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#staatsmedium</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/satire?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#satire</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/nachrichten?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nachrichten</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/nachricht?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nachricht</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/systempresse?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#systempresse</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/meme?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/memes?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.de/discover/tags/humor?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>
Staatsmedium.de<p>Studie enthüllt: 98% der Deutschen erhöhen versehentlich ihre Steuern</p><p>Berlin (stm) – In einer Studie der Gesellschaft für Steuerforschung (GfStF) wurde festgestellt, dass unglaubliche 98% der Deutschen schon einmal aus Versehen ihre eigenen Steuern erhöht haben.</p><p>🔗 Die ganze Meldung auf: <a href="https://www.staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/studie-enthuellt-98-der-deutschen-erhoehen-versehentlich-ihre-steuern/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">staatsmedium.de/gesellschaft/s</span><span class="invisible">tudie-enthuellt-98-der-deutschen-erhoehen-versehentlich-ihre-steuern/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/staatsmedium" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>staatsmedium</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nachrichten" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nachrichten</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nachricht" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nachricht</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/systempresse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>systempresse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
Japan Pop Videos<p><a href="https://www.wacoca.com/videos/2659057/celebrity/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">wacoca.com/videos/2659057/cele</span><span class="invisible">brity/</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/%E3%82%B3%E3%83%A1%E3%83%87%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>コメディー</span></a> Mark Canha Shohei Ohtani Ana-kun チビタニくん タモリさん笑っていいとも!風 Comedy Parody and satire video|AIA <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/Anakun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Anakun</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/Canha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Canha</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/Celebrities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Celebrities</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/Celebrity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Celebrity</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/Mark" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mark</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/Ohtani" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ohtani</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/parody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parody</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/Shohei" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Shohei</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/videoAIA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>videoAIA</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/Vlog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vlog</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/%E3%82%B3%E3%83%A1%E3%83%87%E3%82%A3%E3%83%BC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>コメディー</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/%E3%82%BF%E3%83%A2%E3%83%AA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>タモリ</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/%E3%82%BF%E3%83%A2%E3%83%AA%E3%81%95%E3%82%93%E7%AC%91%E3%81%A3%E3%81%A6%E3%81%84%E3%81%84%E3%81%A8%E3%82%82%E9%A2%A8" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>タモリさん笑っていいとも風</span></a> <a href="https://wakoka.com/tags/%E3%83%81%E3%83%93%E3%82%BF%E3%83%8B%E3%81%8F%E3%82%93" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>チビタニくん</span></a></p>
PKPs Powerfromspace1<p>@thedailyshow.com <br>Ep 4-12-2025 🤪 🇺🇸 <br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/us" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>us</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a></p><p>Jon Stewart on Trump's Botched Tariff Rollout &amp; Desi on China Trade War Escalation | <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TheDailyShow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheDailyShow</span></a></p><p><a href="https://youtu.be/kCEcJe_cF3o?feature=shared" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtu.be/kCEcJe_cF3o?feature=s</span><span class="invisible">hared</span></a></p>
Lawprofblawg<p>Afraid to come to the United States because of our oppressive regime policies? No worries! You can still earn a degree remotely. Just pay our tuition and your classes will be online Covid Style.*</p><p>*Classes will be offered between 11 p.m. - 4 a.m. in your time zone.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a></p>
Support the Resistance<p>It's time for people to start calling out the GOP for what they are. This is a good start even if I don't agree with his proposals. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USPOL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USPOL</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Combover Castro </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no waterboarding please and thank you. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>
Roland Maurice<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/terrypratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>terrypratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/speculativefiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>speculativefiction</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fantasy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fantasy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/quotes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>quotes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/goodomens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>goodomens</span></a></p>
Adrian Segar<p>Congressional representatives today raised concerns about citizens' ability to see what is going on by using their "eyes".</p><p><a href="https://www.conferencesthatwork.com/index.php/satire/2013/05/breaking-government-concerned-about-privacy-concerns-of-eyes" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">conferencesthatwork.com/index.</span><span class="invisible">php/satire/2013/05/breaking-government-concerned-about-privacy-concerns-of-eyes</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/privacy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>privacy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a></p>
ScienceCommunicator<p>Friday Night Comedy from <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/BBC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BBC</span></a> Radio 4: The Naked Week: Ep5. Tariffic <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> retaliation, and Woop Woop - it's the sound of the Thought Police.</p><p>Episode webpage: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0l0tgq5" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://www.</span><span class="">bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0l0tgq5</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>Media file: <a href="http://open.live.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/6/redir/version/2.0/mediaset/audio-nondrm-download-rss/proto/http/vpid/p0l2hxwx.mp3" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">http://</span><span class="ellipsis">open.live.bbc.co.uk/mediaselec</span><span class="invisible">tor/6/redir/version/2.0/mediaset/audio-nondrm-download-rss/proto/http/vpid/p0l2hxwx.mp3</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/UK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UK</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/British" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>British</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a></p>
Tom Betoek 😎✝️<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElmwoodElohim" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElmwoodElohim</span></a> ? 004 - <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dall" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dall</span></a> ?? - <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comedy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>comedy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sf</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/series" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>series</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parody</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> (?) ✝️⚖️</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dalms" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dalms</span></a> ???</p><p>#✝️⚖️🤍 ???</p><p>[ #🏢🛗📲⬆️🆙️ ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Aardesflat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Aardesflat</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Earthsflat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Earthsflat</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/EVRYTHINGKCONNEKZ" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>EVRYTHINGKCONNEKZ</span></a> !!!? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/monolithfiles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>monolithfiles</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PrismPill" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PrismPill</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DebrisWars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DebrisWars</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AbTandjes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AbTandjes</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Altitudism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Altitudism</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ElmwoodElohim" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElmwoodElohim</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Wadsen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wadsen</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoetsProphecy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoetsProphecy</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mathitation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mathitation</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WhatAreTheOrbs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WhatAreTheOrbs</span></a> ??? ]</p><p>[ <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StreamReality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StreamReality</span></a> ??? ]</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Dale" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dale</span></a> ?!?</p>
Lawprofblawg<p>The fastest of the fish upstream, dubbed "Lance Finstrong," broke all records.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a></p><p><a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/11/science/salmon-are-swimming-faster-due-to-painkillers-and-other-drugs-dumped-into-water-study/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nypost.com/2025/04/11/science/</span><span class="invisible">salmon-are-swimming-faster-due-to-painkillers-and-other-drugs-dumped-into-water-study/</span></a></p>
Lawprofblawg<p>Breaking: Naval Academy orders 3 more copies of Mein Kampf because, according to Secretary Hegseth, "reading is fundamental."</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Satire</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/11/us/politics/naval-academy-banned-books.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">nytimes.com/2025/04/11/us/poli</span><span class="invisible">tics/naval-academy-banned-books.html</span></a></p>
45 Name an Hour<p>Impeached Beached Fail </p><p>bot by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>davidaugust</span></a></span><br>This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>satire</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/potus45" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>potus45</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a></p>