Though she knew it had grown to a fetus.
She felt rumblings come not from her uterous,
So the pregnancy thought,
Was a pregnancy not.
It was really her stomach quite tumorous

I NEED #IT.

Lord, it's me again with this spagetti.

This is why I don't leave the house.

Let's sing along boys and girls.

There once was a man from Iran,
Who fried his nuts in a pan,
He said with a shout,
'PUT THE FIRE OUT!'
And he went running to his girlfriend Ann

What a thoroughly masculine man! JD Vance can’t even perform the feat of lifting a football trophy off a table all by himself
https://youtube.com/shorts/N0IlBHbq1Qc
#jdvance #humour

[Archive — 2014] Les Connards 07. Le monopole du côlon (1/3)

Parce que le PQ faisait partie des suggestions phares que l'on recevait avec @Pouhiou quand on écrivait le guide du Connard Professionnel.

Lire cette BD : https://connard.pro/07-le-monopole-du-colon-13/
Le guide en livre : https://editions.ptilouk.net/connardpro
Soutien : https://ptilouk.net/#soutien

I asked "TomGPT" to render the desk of a vulnerability management analyst if funding goes away for the CVE. #cve #vulnerability #humour

Omg the flash of panic for both parties involved!! #DogGroomers #DogGrooming #Dog #Dogs.

La vidéo du jour !

https://youtube.com/shorts/eHmBjYXiIGg?si=DpkpL7Wy41JJVil2

'I'm fit as a fiddle', said Pat
'Now I've lost 50 kilos of fat.'
'So I see', I said spreading
Her out on the bedding
And patting her perfectly flat

Have you ever been this happy? [sound on]

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#meme #humor #humour

#france #politique #funny #memes #humour #lepen #inéligibilité

there was a young man who sent e-mails,
to various dubious females,
when axked what they said,
he just shook his head,
i'd rather not go into details

Mr. Smoozles season 2 episode 4

Amazingly, antelope stew
Is supposedly better for you
Than a goulash of rat
Or Hungarian cat;
But I guess that you probably gnu