Dear present gifters...
If you have bought anyone any of the following this Christmas:
* bicycle (of any type)
* scooter (of any type)
* motorbike (of any type and any number of wheels)
* remote controlled flying vehicle (of any type)
... **please** make sure that the recipient is aware of their obligations with regards to their own safety, the safety of others, and legal compliance... lest something happens which could utterly wreck someone's Christmas, including your own. #PSA