Mastodon, meet my cats. This is Tilly. She’s a very salty girl and does not suffer fools. She’s particularly attached to me and gets very angry if I ever have to do anything that doesn’t involve hugging her. She thinks I’m her kitten and nips me often to discipline me. She’s also a wonderful nurse during chronic health flare ups.
This is Lemon, our most aloof floof and fearsome predator. She always looks sarcastic. She enjoys sitting on humans’ faces as a way of dominating these large prey items. She’s obsessed with my husband’s beard. She also has the huskiest miaow of all the cats.
This is Boo, our three-legged warrior. He likes cuddles, trying to bite the knots out of my fur and licking things that are orange. His other hobbies include knocking things off the counter and bursting in on us in the toilet. Due to his disability, Boo needs help grooming & licks my hand before rubbing himself clean on it. When he twitches his stump, I scratch behind his ear & he believes he’s doing it.
This is McCartney, aka Macca. She’s the latest addition to our brood. She’s six months old and a creature of equal parts destruction and affection. She needs watching all the time because she appears to have a death wish. Her hobbies include breaking all my plant pots, rolling around in the dirt from said plant pots and falling over. A lot.