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Two German soldiers are hunting for a downed British airman.
"We'll never find him in this wood at night." One says, quietly.
"You're right." The other one replies, loudly. "BECAUSE I HEAR HE WENT TO ETON."
"Actually gentleman, I'm a Wykehamist." A nearby bush replies, annoyed. #histodons
@garius not my grandad then. He evaded all the way across the Pyrenees
Same, but for Americans: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgcRD4AXW2/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
InstagramEmily McGovern on Instagram: "Scroll ➡️ Yes I know I post this every year but God dammit it's my favourite thing I've ever done, please indulge me mazafakas 🇺🇸 #fourthofjuly"49K likes, 339 comments - emilyscartoons on July 4, 2019: "Scroll ➡️ Yes I know I post this every year but God dammit it's my favourite thing I've ever ..."
@garius Wasn't that from a Ripping Yarns ? If not it should have been
@garius feels very Allo Allo
@garius Okay. Laughed more than I should.