mastodon.me.uk is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
Open, user-supported, corporation-free social networking for the UK.

Administered by:

Server stats:

483
active users

John Bull

I must not fear my Outlook inbox.

The inbox is the mind-killer.

The inbox is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face my inbox.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, there will be nothing.

Only I will remain.

@garius
I’m not sure leading the Fremen to a war with Microsoft is necessary a good idea.
I’m not saying it’s a bad one either.

@garius You haven't installed the latest Outlook version upgrade yet.

@garius this is me with work “learning modules” … I don’t know how many I have but some of them are two years overdue.

(I do the mandatory ones, but the other ones kinda pile up a bit, spending today knocking a few off as I’m not at work but I think it’s stupid we have to do them in our free time and don’t get paid for our time.)

@garius Look deep into the cup. Coffee is the solution you seek. Drink deep, and be enlightened.

Or as was written,

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion
It is by the beans of java that the thoughts acquire speed
The hands acquire a shake
The shake becomes a warning
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion