Look. I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Harry has a problem with his family then he needs to persuade the French to fund him, raise an army, invade and seize the crown.
What else was Brexit for, if not to restore traditional British approaches and values?
QUESTION FOR THE EXPERTS: If the French back a Harry-led invasion and seizure of the crown, then he reasserts his right to the French throne, reverse invades and restores the French monarchy in a personal union with the British one...
...does that get us back into the EU?
So what I'm hearing is that the 'Reverse Harry' (not a sex move) will only work if, on seizing the French throne AFTER seizing the British one, he declares the restoration of the Angevin Empire.
That would count as a French successor state, and thus retain EU membership.
Hmmm...
@garius surely that also involves coversion to Catholicism for the full effect?
@DaveHumm Can be in secret. It's a tradition.
@garius More importantly, will I be able to buy fresh croissants within a 5 minute walk from my house at 7am every morning?
@garius it will be a better bet than Keir Starmer
@garius mmm yeah but that would probably trigger revolts in Brittany, the Basque country and Burgundy at least.