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I lost my purse, which sucks. So I've been carrying around a tote bag. Inside the tote bag is a book, which is my entertainment but also my wallet?
@Gogogadgetpants Crumbs! What book could possibly replace a wallet? Is it.. Das Kapital? When people expect you to pay for things, do you in response climb atop a nearby table, counter-top or car roof, and deliver them a few pages' worth of oration from it?
Does this work?
@ej Maybe a book on hypnotism?