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Currently cramming for a wilderness first aid class.
@Gogogadgetpants I *really* need some sort of system for determining which of your toots are satire and which are, y'know, your actual life.
@ej I believe in trying to live a well written life, but it honestly did not occur to me how weird and dystopian this might sound to other people until you said something!
@Gogogadgetpants From the perspective of an outsider, looking in, I must say that you absolutely are succeeding, ma'am!
(But I still hope whatever wilderness-survival, axe-throwing apocalypse you're in training for never comes to pass..)
@ej Really though, I live in the foothills of some mountains and there's a great deal of wilderness adventure to be had. Now I'm certified to help if I come across someone having trouble in the woods and hopefully keep them okay until they can get back to civilization.