In a US Naval Base. There is an American supermarket here, selling the most bewildering, polychromatic, kaleidoscopic, acid-trip array of bizarre confectionery I have ever seen. (Of course, because *everything* is so brightly-coloured, nothing particularly stands-out..) There is also an American bar here, full of cheerful, gregarious, friendly types. The bar serves exactly one type of beer. These folks are most inscrutable indeed.
@Gogogadgetpants Oh crumbs, I'm having trouble remembering what the American Stuff™ aisle looks like in my local supermarket. I fancy perhaps this encounter with a genuine American supermarket has expunged it from my memory!
Tell you what; I shall send you a photograph of it, next time I'm back in dear old England..
@ej Ah, the UK section of the grocery store! Presumably popular teas and biscuits, marmite, various canned puddings with names that sound suspiciously made-up... The real treasure there is your candy bars! We have terrible chocolate.
@ej That would be amazing!
@Gogogadgetpants (I'd ask what the British aisle looks like in your supermarkets, but I harbour no illusions as to how the rest of the world - not entirely without justification - regards British cuisine!)