James Smith 💾 @Floppy@mastodon.me.uk

The pronunciation of dragons:

Gonna start a campaign for a standard mute button on keyboards and for all video calling apps to support it.

CLOSE THE PUBS AND RESTAURANTS FFS

Theresa Villiers is a political construct

Achievement unlocked: Played Pandemic during a pandemic

Can someone explain to me (a) why Scotland and NI have covid tracing apps already but England & Wales don't, and (b) why there are 3 in the first place (let alone the others across the world)

@jgrus I'm going to go with this one. Thank you :)

@torgo I'm a bit like that today. I don't have high hopes.

I wish there was a way to pluralise "Raspberry Pi" to differentiate it more clearly from... well, you get it.

At some point it will become clear that we are obviously in a simulation, and whoever is controlling it is doing the equivalent of demolishing your Sims’ house and letting them go mad in a field.

These aren't the international laws you're looking for

@richdecibels I know that kind.

Strong and stable, in a specific and limited way

Note to self: 3d printer is more effective if you put filament in it

Ugh, my borogroves have gone all mimsy.

@Alastair it's all managed by @mastohost, who are awesome, I just need to change plan :)