WORKED IT OUT! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saints_(song) shows that there was a single version of the song, which was in the video, which was *different* from the one on Last Splash (which is the one I listed to death). SO, Last Splash is *wrong* on Apple Music, because it has the single version.
Mystery solved. Now, how to find the original LS version.
Here's the version that was in my mind. Thank god. Not losing it.
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