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UK HOTTER THAN IBIZA!
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I love these types of headlines because they ultimately don't tell you anything.
Maybe we should drop Celsius and measure all temperature in Ibizas?

news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-

Sky · UK weather: Parts of country will be hotter than Ibiza next week

@30yrdscreamer OK. So we've got Ibizas for temperature, double-decker buses for distance and olympic-sized swimming pools for volume.
What can we have for sound volume, humidity, brightness etc. etc.?

🦡30YrdBadger🦡

@NAB sound = louder than a jet taking off
Brightness = number of candles
Money = nurses salary (you could employ x nurses for that)
Distance is also = football fields and how many times to the moon and back.
I've thought this through 😂