A few ideas about what should happen with #lfc defence in the transfer market.
Retooted (?) for the cheeky jumper.
@vruz I didn't notice the jumper, his weirdly wobbling head has me transfixed
@vruz I didn't notice the jumper, his weirdly wobbling head has me transfixed
hahahahaha hadn't noticed that, you're right
@vruz also, his hips seem to be doing a strange little dance
Isn't it great to be a Liverpool supporter? So much so that Joe Mackenzie's wobbly head and dancing hips are your only worry?
@vruz it's good at the moment
Judging from Jürgen's words, it could get even better, if you can believe that
https://youtube.com/shorts/8HnxMwHe3vo?feature=shared
@vruz there's zero chance he'd be allowed to celebrate in his garden. He'd be in Liverpool even if it meant some Scouser bungling him onto a plane
Jürgen's gonna be kidnapped and brought to Merseyside to celebrate (not one, but TWO new Premier League titles!) in a secret mission commanded by Kolo Toure and Lazar Markovic
@vruz jeez - Toure and Markovic. That's a mission that could go wrong in a variety of unimaginable ways
Well you wouldn't want me to send Virgil and Mo Salah and put them at risk in a dangerous mission, would you?