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@30yrdscreamer

Retooted (?) for the cheeky jumper. 🤣

@vruz I didn't notice the jumper, his weirdly wobbling head has me transfixed

@vruz I didn't notice the jumper, his weirdly wobbling head has me transfixed

@30yrdscreamer

hahahahaha hadn't noticed that, you're right

@vruz also, his hips seem to be doing a strange little dance 😂

@30yrdscreamer

Isn't it great to be a Liverpool supporter? So much so that Joe Mackenzie's wobbly head and dancing hips are your only worry? 🤣

@vruz there's zero chance he'd be allowed to celebrate in his garden. He'd be in Liverpool even if it meant some Scouser bungling him onto a plane 😂

@30yrdscreamer

Jürgen's gonna be kidnapped and brought to Merseyside to celebrate (not one, but TWO new Premier League titles!) in a secret mission commanded by Kolo Toure and Lazar Markovic 🤣

@30yrdscreamer

- Hey Lazar
- Yes boss?
- Do you think I can get one too?

@vruz jeez - Toure and Markovic. That's a mission that could go wrong in a variety of unimaginable ways

@30yrdscreamer

Well you wouldn't want me to send Virgil and Mo Salah and put them at risk in a dangerous mission, would you? 🤣